THANK YOU. I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS
What am I going to do now?
You can die happily
I found the cheats and won that game years ago
For those of you who haven’t found this yet (or just quit the game), here you go. It’s over.
Capricorns are often underestimated and may at times be taken for granted because they do not like to be showy with their affections for others. People who pay close attention to a Capricorn’s subtle helpfulness and affections will be very important in their life.
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”